Here's some of what I've found in Donna Moore's Old Dogs (I've boldfaced my favorite bits), and this is just in the first twenty-nine pages:
- The line that gives this post its title.
- "Naw, man, they're gonnae have this exhibition thing ther, with shitloads of expensive stuff. Would be a skoosh to nick something, I reckon."
- "`Haw, fannybaws.' He poked Raymie in the side.
"`Fuck's sake Dunc, I was sleeping. I was out on the randan last night and my head's still loupin'. This had better be fuckin' good or I'll batter you.'
"`I'd like to see you try, ya mad rocket. You know that art gallery and museum place in the West End?'
"`What art gallery Do I look like that Picasso bawbag, ya mad nugget?'"
© Peter Rozovsky 2010